Three blonde chicks were walking along on a beach and saw something shiny in the sand, so they picked it up. You know blondes like looking at themself, so they began rubbing it to shine it up,
{{POOF}}, out came a jinni.
The jinni said, I'll grant each of you one wish. The blonde chicks started giggling and flippin' their hair.
The first blonde said, "I want to be 25% dumber", {{POOF}}, your wish has been granted said the jinni, the blonde stood in deep thought, she couldn't remember her name.
The second blonde began jumping up and down said, "I want to be 50% dumber", {{POOF}}, your wish has been granted said the jinni, the blonde became completely incoherent and babblin'.
Seeing this the third blonde began giggling, jumping up and down, clapping her hands and said, "I want to be 100% dumber, {{POOF}}, your wish has been granted said the jinni, she turned into a man.

